Just been reading stuff as you do and came across an article telling me the following information about Matt WANKOCKs latest thing.
Britons who are not in an “established relationship” will be unable to have casual sex under new coronavirus restrictions, health secretary Matt Hancock awkwardly said Thursday morning (24 September), and the sound you hear is a thousand queer men deleting Grindr all at the same time.
This government is really qualified to talk though, BJ being a male whore, messing around with his partners. CHEEK!! I WILL NOT COMPLY (well given the chance anyway!!)