DRY BUMMED
Boris didn’t want to lock us down
Bur Ferguson rode into town
He didn’t realise that he was a clown
We’re been dry bummed by Sage
Susan Mitchie is a communist
A warped behavioral psychologist
To listen to her, you must be pissed
We’re been dry bummed by Sage
John Edmunds is the most extreme
Loves getting on your TV screen
He wants you in permanent quarantine
We’re been dry bummed by Sage
As soon as Whitty comes in the room
You know you’ll be hit with tails of doom
He never wants to shake the gloom
We’re been dry bummed by Sage
Van Tam is full of his own importance
But his words mean no more than flatulence
He can’t read the nations impatience
We’re been dry bummed by Sage
Valance is the most arrogant
His doctoring of numbers is blatant
He’s working as big pharma’s agent
We’re been dry bummed by Sage
Their modelling graphs are a joke
They seem to just love scaring folk
Have they all been snorting too much coke?
We’ve been dry bummed by Sage
So we’ve sacked off a year of our life
Without any form of nightlife
Nobody to trust, and lies are rife
We’ve been dry bummed by Sage
THEY LIED – Mike S - Dec 20
They lied about their modelling
They lied about the deaths.
They lied about immunity
They lied about the meds.
They lied about PPE contracts
They lied about shutting schools.
They lied about pathology
They lied about the rules.
They lied about effects on cancer
They lied about Vitamin D.
They lied about track and trace
They lied about its fee.
They lied about susceptibility
They lied about asymptomatic spread.
They lied about false positives
They lied about hospital beds.
They lied about the cases
They lied about the second wave.
They lied about hospitality
They lied about how to behave.
They lied about the testing
They lied about the forecasts.
They lied about conflicts of interest
They lied about the masks.
They lied about the care homes
They lied about data seen.
They lied about absolutely everything
Now they want us to trust them with the vaccine.
Young & Social (Mike S Jan 2021)
When do they get their social lives back?
It’s critical they get them back on track.
The young need their friends, it’s plain to see,
It’s hard to find any that disagree.
The landlords need to open their pub,
Without a substantial meal, or dodgy grub.
What is the issue with going for a drink?
Forget the zealots creating an irrational stink.
Let the young ones have a rave,
It’s pointless telling them how to behave
They are unaffected by this disease,
It is fought off with incredible ease
Let them go out and dance in a club,
Whether it be house, or grime or dub.
They cannot be denied of living free lives
Or possibly meeting their future wives
All this time without going on dates
Or meeting up and seeing their mates.
It simply cannot go on any longer,
Their feelings of isolation getting stronger
Watching live music, going to gigs,
Rather than staying in solitary digs
It’s simply unfair and completely pointless
Remembering the good times with increasing fondness
Travelling stopped, the missing gap year,
Meeting new friends over a beer.
None of this was necessary, it has to stop,
The challenge is convincing those at the top.
FREEDOM
Freedom is everything, Freedom is fundamental
The British have given theirs up, at a rate that is exponential
The liberty loving Englishman, seems to be just a myth
The life that we have given up, even who we spend time with!
Draconian diktats handed down have been depressing to behold
Even worse it seems that my fellow men like to be controlled.
It’s incredible that after all this time, people still don’t question the narrative
Even after each set of crazy rules, get ever more elaborative
The most important thing we have in life is time
We are living in a period where seeing friends is a crime!
Surely there has to be a point when the masses say enough is enough
A year ago could we envisage that life could be so rough?
Three weeks to flatten the curve, most begrudgingly accepted
A year later, we are still locked down and starting to feel unconnected
Maybe that was the point, to break us bit by bit?
The cruelty and the ruthlessness, is unbelievably shit!
Surely, my fellow countrymen, your rights stand for something?
Or is it, when it boils down, that you really care for nothing
The evidence is everywhere that what they are inflicting is wrong
Or is virtue signalling more important, why you want it to prolong.
Seriously, for how much longer, will you put your lives on hold?
Or will you carry on forever doing just what you’re told?
Come on, rise up, the time is long overdue!
To end all this madness, simply stop doing what you’re asked to do.
It depends if you’re happy to accept the constant lying?
If you aren’t, it’s easy, JUST STOP COMPLYING!
Amazing, passionate work. I love every one of these poems which cut to the heart of the issues we all face. Well done!