Spunk it up the wall (Mike Smelt Aug 2020)
Apparently there was something going around.
We had to do a full lockdown.
Empty all the cities and the towns.
We’ll spunk your money up the wall!
Spend hundreds of millions on PPE.
From Liz Truss’s mates shell company.
Charged three quid each, when it should be 10p.
We’ll spunk your money up the wall!
Give a fortune to big pharma.
Sell the vaccine, cause a drama.
Get some RNA from a Llama.
We’ll spunk your money up the wall!
Hydroxychloroquine works but its only 50 pence.
Too cheap for them to make any sense.
Let’s use Remdesivir for extra expense.
We’ll spunk your money up the wall!
Spend billions on track and trace.
For teams of people to stare into space.
If they’re lucky they might find one case.
We’ll spunk your money up the wall!
Take people out of work, pay them furlough.
Give them eighty percent of their normal dough.
I think they would rather let their businesses grow.
We’ll spunk your money up the wall!
Encourage millions to have a test.
Anything to ensure keeping folks distressed.
Another pointless amount to invest.
We’ll spunk your money up the wall!
Advertise propaganda on TV.
It didn’t take much for them to agree.
What we’ve had to endure on the BBC!
We’ll spunk your money up the wall!
So the country is two trillion in debt.
For something that was never a threat.
Look at the numbers and start to sweat.
They’ve spunked our money up the wall!