Cricket jokes

I though a little light relief was in order with a few jokes I went to a cricket match England and Australia I saw these cracks appear on the patch I thought to myself what's going on here I heard the umpire shout earthquake so I said what's the magnitude he said its bloody severe the Aussies are going down under so I said they will be home before you know it at which point the stadium collapsed with laughter

Shane Warne bowled a ball and shouted how's that the batsman replied poor color hair choice Shane.

A batsman got out for a duck it was a quacking delivery.

The captain said to his fielder go and be at silly mid on but he couldn't find it