My Christmas not Hancock's, Johnson's or SAGE's

I am having 25 days of Christmas. I am inviting 200 friends and relatives.

I will be playing my music full blast until my ears bleed.

I will decorate my house inside and out so it will be seen for miles.

I will eat disgustingly unhealthy food and consume huge amounts of alcohol.

There will be drunken sing songs into the small hours.

Smoking allowed.

Live music in the garden.

NO VACCINE PASS REQUIRED.