I am having 25 days of Christmas. I am inviting 200 friends and relatives.
I will be playing my music full blast until my ears bleed.
I will decorate my house inside and out so it will be seen for miles.
I will eat disgustingly unhealthy food and consume huge amounts of alcohol.
There will be drunken sing songs into the small hours.
Live music in the garden.
NO VACCINE PASS REQUIRED.