So apparently there is a increase risk of transmission of covid from animals to humans so are they going to introduce social distancing to animals now that could be interesting dog stay back you are not two metres away mandatory masks for animals you woudnt put anything past this government what would they do fine a dog owner for taking his dog for a walk it gets more ridiculous by the moment still it did make me laugh about that
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Don’t forget the spiders, flies and ants. Especially the soldier ants, they are notorious for their lack of social distancing and if we step on one we should self-isolate for 6 months, it’s only fair, we have to stay safe!! It wouldn’t surprise me if SAGE and especially the alternative SAGE are thinking of recommending pet Covid cases to be added to the official tally to try and scare the shit out of people once again. Maybe they could mandate electro-shock dog collars to prevent dogs sniffing each other’s backsides. Comply and stay safe!
I think there could be a mass panic buy of whiskers
Now I know you don't want to stay in your cage all day st Bernard but its all to save lives we don't want the vets to be overrun you can bark at 8.oo for the vet workers this test is perfectly accurate and the vaccines are really very safe for you lol
I want to know who the expert is saying this could it be Bill Gates has a secrtet brother we don't know about
Not sure what they are going to do about the birds though bit more of a tough task ha ha
That could be the next stage lockdown the animals come on in your cages animals no walking for you dog you maybe allowed a 30 minute burst but only around the garden lol